Because sometimes we need a laugh

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Because sometimes we need a laugh

Post by 911Dispatcher on Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:58 pm

http://www.arctic.net/~veda/index_Page374.html

This is the Dutch Harbor, Alaska police beat. The female who writes the bulletin uses professional satire to report police activity. The calls are sometimes funny and outrageous. A little insight, Dutch Harbor is a large commercial fishing community and is where the show 'Deadliest Catch' on the Discover Channel is filmed. The town is filled with fishy characters, both human and animal.


Welfare Check
At the request of a relative, an officer went to an individual’s
residence to check on his wellbeing. He was found breathing and
responsive, but in a drunken stupor in his bedroom. Relative expressed
regret for having supplied the liquor.


Suspicious Person / Activity –
A processor called 911 to report he was not getting as much work as he
wanted at his plant. His company would not purchase him a ticket home
and he felt this qualified as kidnapping. He was advised to contact
management in the morning.

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Re: Because sometimes we need a laugh

Post by C on Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:51 pm

Imagine the fodder that Rumford could supply to this writer!

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